Here are some techniques that could positively affect your club mana, make you more noticeable, and make you feel as a real aristocrat at least for a night!
1. Put stones in your whiskey. How?

2. Buy the 24/7 Mummm champagne bag. You will not anymore be forced to keep an eye on the table because the precious bottle will be now portable and always right next to you! How?

3. Don't take yourself too seriously and just have fun!